Best Horror Movies of the 1. Evil Dead II (1. 98. Sam Raimi's Evil Dead sequel is, in large part, a big- budget remake- cum- overhaul of his 1. She can't seem to do anything right and is picked on by classmates and teachers. 80s Horror Movies is dedicated to the great horror movies released between 19. Search the pages of the site to find the 80s horror movies you loved and the. 50 Best High School Movies by Entertainment Weekly (part 1, ranked, in reverse order). Six college students discover their dorm was once an insane asylum that conducted gruesome lobotomies on its teenage inmates during the 1930's. Bruce Campbell. 5) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1. Wes Craven turned Freddy Krueger into one of modern movies' great bogeymen with his dreamlike 1. Possession (1. 98. The craziest possession film ever–and potentially the craziest film ever–Andrzej Zulawski's relationship drama charts the disintegration of a marriage between a spy (Sam Neill) and his wife (Isabelle Adjani), who's soon sleeping with a tentacled monster. In the signature scene, Adjani writhes around a subway station floor while miscarrying. As I've said before, it has to be seen to be believed. Advertisement - Continue Reading Below. Aliens (1. 98. 6) For this sequel to Ridley Scott's 1. James Cameron shifts the focus away from horror and toward action, though that doesn't change the fact that his continuation of Ripley's (Sigourney Weaver) battle against the alien xenomorphs is an unforgettable monster- movie ride. The Thing Far surpassing its 1. Howard Hawks source material, John Carpenter generates nerve- rattling anxiety through his science- fiction- y horror story about a group of Antarctic researchers whose snowbound situation turns lethal when they're visited by an alien who can take human shape–and thus co- exist with them in hiding. Come for the creepy creature effects and non- stop unease, stay for Kurt Russell's first- class performance. The Shining (1. 98. This week's "Battle: Los Angeles" is one in a long line of alien invasion movies. We take a look back at some of the best and worst examples of the genre.Never mind that Stephen King doesn't love it. Bolstered by Jack Nicholson's unhinged performance as a father increasingly determined to off his family, and by direction that creates an overpowering sense of dread in every methodical pan and tracking shot, Stanley Kubrick's haunted- hotel classic is the pinnacle of 1. Honorable Mention: The Keep (1. Dead & Buried (1. The Lost Boys (1. Altered States (1. Basket Case (1. 98. Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1. Puppet Master (1. Lifeforce (1. 98. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1. I wonder if Elton gave permission to use his musical star power to produce such a lame piece of . It's cheesy but also kinda brilliant. Made in 1. 97. 9, it's 1. John Ridder is president, the U. S. A Native American (Chief Dan George) is the wealthiest man in America and owner of N. I. K. E. Now he wants it back. So they stage a telethon to pay him, but evil forces are at work It's a great satire on the 7. Also starring Harvey Korman and Fred Willard with cameos by Elvis Costello abd Meatloaf. Andy Warhol's Dracula. I saw this movie in the late 8. I was watching I thought! Watching him barf up blood after drinking it from a young woman isn't what a I call a movie moment. The film, an obvious . The extremely poor acting of the women and the literally cartoonish sound effects make this a must to avoid. When the funniest scene,a parked car rolling backwards down a San Francisco hill, is repeated ad nauseum, that tells you that the rest of the schticks in this movie just aren't funny. They even need a midget actor for . I cannot seem to find a mention of the movie on the net anywhere. Cross and the Switchblade. Everything about this lacked heavily. The dialogue was awful, the acting was very substandard and the whole concept was just ridiculous. The Day of the Dolphin. All I can say is.. Oh My God. Scott no less!) who teaches dolphins to talk. Similar to . The woman who played the navigator MUST have been a contortionist! I still can't work out how she got into a certain position..! Nik. Death Race 2. Oh yeah, and lest we forget, it spawned a video game that had the mothers of America standing up in total moral outrage! The Devil's Rain. You have to see it to believe it. Ernest Borgnine as a Satanic cult leader dressed as a goat. John Travolta from the waist down. Ida Lupino screaming . Of all the horrid . Duel. 1- 1/2 hours of a truck chasing a car down a highway!!! The Effects of Gamma Rays.. The whole title is . And that's about as good as the film gets. Critically acclaimed solely because it was based on a Broadway play and having Joanne Woodward (who everyone knows is Paul Newman's wife)in it. But her performance is overdone and the rest of the cast underacts. A bad combination. Woodward's climactic drunken speech at her daughter's Science Fair presentation is a cringe- filled eye- roller. The Exorcist. We were to naive in the '7. Caught it on the re- release two years ago and the rest of the audiance and I shared laughter throughout. Linda Blair was a terrible actress, she couldn't even pee on the floor beleivably. The Fury- 1. 97. 80. The Shining meets The Exorcist meets Scanners. An evil organization kidnaps a spy's (Kirk Douglas) son for the son's use of his telekinetic powers. They brain wash him, etc. Then Amy Irivng, who plays a clairvoyant, is enlisted to help Douglas find his son. The film was directed by Brian . This movie would have been better if the story wasn't too simple and cliched. The special effects were so- so (Especially when the psychic son levitates one of the female love interests, and spins her around in mid- air so fast that all of her blood drains out through every body cavity on her and splatters all over the place! Yet, cliched!) So far, it sounds cool. But, the writers dropped the ball on the ending! Here's a clue: the son gets killed, Kirk gets killed, Amy's powers upgrade, she becomes a killer (When she causes the head bad- guy to explode ala Scanners).. That's it. It's a good film if you are blind in one eye and intoxicated. H. E. A. L. T. HIt was a Robert Altman film with stars like James Garner and Carol Burnett and it was so bad that 2. Century Fox released it only as a TV movie after holding it for a year. It was filmed at a resort hotel at St. I watched it being filmed but I fell asleep the one and only time it was on TV. It was supposed to be a comedy. Well, the filming of it was a riot. An extra dressed as a carrot drank too much beer while hanging around and deided to do an little dance when no such thing was called for. A taxi's horn got stuck just off the set and I got to hear Dinah Shore say a really naughty word!! Healthit was filmed in late 7. St Pete Beach, Florida, mainly at the Don Ce. Sar. Carol Burnett, Lauren Bacall. The Incredible Melting Man. This was pretty confusing for me as a child when I saw this; I was about 1. Anyway, this astronaut and crew go flying too close to the sun. The melting man is the only one who survived. But the catch is, that he is sloooowwwwlllyyy melting. Of course this means that he, like all that melt slowly, must kill for various reasons. In the end, a man sweeping scoots this blobby mess into a dust pan. Unfortunately for me, the next day at school was pizza day, which is exactly what the remains looked like. Why this is is never actually explained, nor is it ever explained how a certain key which the Druids possess is able to help them locate the proper donor, yet they are key (no pun intended) elements of the plot. The worst horror movie ever! It's Alive and sequels. Mutant demonic infant kills everyone in an effort to return to its parent. Otherwise, don't waste your time watching this ugly, violent exercise in the teenage hippy drug culture unless you find a girl having a drug induced seizure in bed such a turn- on. Killer Swarma killer bee movie set in New Orleans. There was no actual nudity, and this was never followed up on in any way. Basically, it's just a cheap movie shot in the woods that tries to be scary but isn't, it tries to be sexy (once) but isn't, and it tries to be intriguing but most certainly isn't. For everyone else, find a better way to spend ninety minutes. Lipstick (1. 97. 6)Should be called LIPSHTICK. Marguex Hemmingway as a fashion model who is raped and then gets her revenge by killing her rapist after he rapes her younger sister. The Little Kids. It had little kids running around the beach with no clothes on.. MS4. 5 is a great flick! Abel Ferrara's (THE BAD LIEUTENANT, THE ADDICTION) follow- up to DRILLER KILLER starring the late Zoe Tamerlis does not deserve to be on your list of bad movies. Yeah, it's a sleazy thriller without a conscience but the kneejerk conservative reaction of whoever reviewed it here offends me more than the ultra stylized violence of MS4. How about something truly repelling to view like the great Pasolini's SALO: 1. DAYS OF SODOM(it's still killer)or the trash that was MYRA BRECKINRIDGE. I've tried to not be rude here and believe I've expressed my views without getting nasty. And, yeah, all of this is off the top of my head and not some B. S. I just netsearched. If you're gonna do this kinda thing you should know what you're speaking of. I agree with ya' bout that abortion that was the SGT PEPPER'S deal. ALICE COOPER is cool though. The soundtrack adds an audible horror. Between the soft porn scenes, Melody witnesses a kung fu fight to the death, gets some golf tips and witnesses a volcanic eruption. It seems that melody’s relationship to her Aunt is inappropriately close. Mitchell. I saw this movie on MST, I believe it was the last episode with Joel. This movie was about a slovenly, unkempt, ugly police detective (maybe a bad attempt to imitate Columbo) who is trying to track down SOMEONE (I can't really remember too many details). Of course, a beautiful blonde (a famous actress whom I also can't remember the name of.. I don't really remember the moving having much of a plot at all, just that there was a car chase scene where Mitchell is trying to be portrayed as a tough guy, but the camera keeps shifting to a view of him downshifting an automatic. Worth a watch for its laugh value. Mitchell. The woman was Linda Evans from Dynasty - the MST version is one of the best mobvies of all- time! Mitchell. So funny!! The MST version, that is. They tried to make the guy (his real name was something like Billy Joe something, or Jim Bob something)like he was a sexy character, yet he was always laying around eating in bed or something, and whining. I think the woman was Linda Evans. Pretty sure. Moment By Moment. John Travolta lusting after Lily Tomlin(?!!!?)And. His character's name was Strip. So You have Lily delivering lines like . It sounds like through the whole Movie She's telling Him to take His clothes off. A real Dog that has never seen the light of day on Video.(Maybe Travolta or Tomlin bought out the rights to keep it from being shown again)Moment To Moment. After wowing audiences in Carrie.. Sat. Night Fever .. Grease .. along comes Moment To Moment. John Travolta as a young Man who becomes involved with Rich,older Woman.... Lily Tomlin..???.!!! LILY TOMLIN !!!???!!!???!!!??? Hopefully Travolta fired His Agent. I can understand Lily attaching Herself to a Film W/the Box Office Superstar.. But what was Travolta thinking !!!???!!!??? And to add insult to injury.. His character's name is.. You sitting down?. Strip. Now picture John kissing Her & Lily moaning.. I kid You not!. Is She moaning His name or giving Him a command ???? To My knowledge this Film has NEVER found (crawlled)it's way to Video or DVD. I wouldn't be surprised if Travolta paid someone off or sold His soul to keep this really bad Film under (6 feet) underwraps. Moment To Moment. After wowing audiences in Carrie.. Sat. Night Fever .. Grease .. along comes Moment To Moment. John Travolta as a young Man who becomes involved with Rich,older Woman.... Lily Tomlin..???.!!! LILY TOMLIN !!!???!!!???!!!??? Hopefully Travolta fired His Agent. I can understand Lily attaching Herself to a Film W/the Box Office Superstar.. But what was Travolta thinking !!!???!!!??? And to add insult to injury.. His character's name is.. You sitting down?. Strip. Now picture John kissing Her & Lily moaning.. I kid You not!. Is She moaning His name or giving Him a command ???? To My knowledge this Film has NEVER found (crawlled)it's way to Video or DVD. I wouldn't be surprised if Travolta paid someone off or sold His soul to keep this really bad Film under (6 feet under.
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